Once upon a time there was an absolutely monstrous zucchini that Andy brought home to Lisa from his uncle's garden. She was amazed at it's size, and was determined to utilize all of the zucchini to make delicious treats before Thor decided to take a bite out of it.
Recently she had found this awesome sounding zucchini muffin recipe from Oh She Glows, and decided to make them. The muffins were delicious.
However, a ton of zucchini remained.
Lisa hates being wasteful, so she decided to make some zucchini bread from her mom's amazing recipe. Two loaves of zucchini bread later at least half of the zucchini remained.
Still not willing to concede Lisa made more zucchini bread. Now out of loaf pans she made it in a cake pan, because lets face it, this tastes more like cake anyways.
Yet the zucchini abides.
Noticing that she did still have some chocolate chips remaining and noting how delicious the zucchini muffins were Lisa decides at this point, why not make one more batch of zucchini muffins (they'll freeze well, right??). At this point she decides the zucchini has been diminished enough that she feels it is acceptable to toss the remains.
After the zucchini has been used up and a bunch of delicious treats made, Lisa decides she can now waste her afternoon watching shows on netflix knowing that she and Andy will live happily ever after with enough zucchini treats to last them until next summer.
So my friends, if you come over to visit anytime in the near future, I hope you like zucchini.