"Miss, what color are your pants?"

For the record this conversation actually happened:

Student:  Miss, I have a question.

Me: Yes?

S:  It's going to sound really stupid.

Me:  There's no such thing as a stupid question.

S:  Ok . . . um, Miss, what color are your pants?

Me:  What?

S:  Like, they're not red, but not brown either . . .

Me:  They're maroon.

S:  What's that?

Me:  A color.  It's what color these pants are.

S:  No, that's not a color.
Me:  It is, do you want to look it up in the dictionary.
S:  No Miss.  I guess I believe you.

I'm Wearing:

Jacket - Charlotte Russe

T-Shirt - JCrew

Pants - New York & Company

Boots - Clarks

I'm standing kind of funny because I splattered coffee all over the right side of my body.  Hopefully it will come out.  If not this jacket is at least half the age of my students so I wouldn't be devastated if it met it's demise due to beverage stains.

What is your most bizarre colored piece of clothing?  Do people comment when you wear it?  I didn't consider these pants to be that out of the ordinary, but they gave me an opportunity to teach something other than history to my students.